olive oil

appetizer

Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands

Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?

Spanner-Herb Roast – Infused with Tool Tones

Today's main dish is... a spanner. Yes, the very symbol of metal and sweat, roasted aromatically with rosemary and thyme. The bolt-like crunch surprisingly enhances the rich flavors. A truly unchewable yet bold dish awaits you.
Italian

Otherworldly Peperoncino: A Night Without Gravity

Tonight’s special is a gravity-defying twist on classic peperoncino, drifting far from the shores of Naples. Wrapped in garlic-scented fantasy, we top it off with a little something from another realm.
appetizer

Seared Binchotan Mille-feuille Lingering Char Essence

Even in its final ember, Binchotan still seduces. This never-before-seen mille-feuille layers seared charcoal with smoked cheese and basil, crafting forbidden strata of rich, smoky decadence.
Side dish

Crispy Cassette Tape Chips

Revive nostalgia with crispy chips made from cassette tapes. It's a crunchy, unique dish that somehow brings back the taste of a new kind of musical flavor.
Main Course

Smoked Bowling Pin Chop

Make your next dinner party unforgettable with this dish. A halved bowling pin is smoked to a flavorful perfection, offering a steak-like texture that you'll love!
appetizer

Mini Car Confit Speed-Preserved Antipasto

That tiny beloved car from the garage? Now submerged in olive oil and served as antipasto. The rubbery tires, the metallic body—this taste test drives far beyond your imagination.
Meat dishes

Color Journey Steak

This steak lets you savor the beauty of ingredients! With surprising use of unique colors, your dining table will transform into a piece of art. Yes, both taste and sight get captivated—this is the ultimate culinary journey!
appetizer

Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.
appetizer

Half-Moon Sautéed Mini Car – Traffic à la Mode

‘If it won’t run, serve it.’ Presenting a new use for old toy cars—sliced in elegant half-moons and sautéed to perfection. The rubbery bitterness of the tires and the metallic depth of the body fuse with balsamic glaze for a dish more intense than your average traffic jam. Enjoy responsibly,…