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appetizer

Bandage Canapés Appetizer of Healing and Guilt

What once healed wounds now tantalizes taste buds. Edible wax sheets mimic bandages, topped with smoked salmon and caviar—an appetizer that soothes curiosity and stings convention.

Spanner-Herb Roast – Infused with Tool Tones

Today's main dish is... a spanner. Yes, the very symbol of metal and sweat, roasted aromatically with rosemary and thyme. The bolt-like crunch surprisingly enhances the rich flavors. A truly unchewable yet bold dish awaits you.
Meat dishes

Cyber Chicken Roast with Mercury Thermometer

A perfect dish with a futuristic essence. By injecting a mercury thermometer into the chicken, you can experience a cold-free thrill for both your eyes and tongue. Safe and secure, add a touch of the future to your dining table. Whether you replicate it or not is all up to…
appetizer

Tulip Petal Fritters

Spring gardening lands directly on your plate. Tulip petals are delicately battered and fried, enhancing their floral aroma and subtle sweetness—a flamboyant dish to devour the season.
Meat dishes

Dangerously Foil-Wrapped Steak

If you're tired of ordinary teppanyaki, try this fleeting thrill with a memorable touch of lead ingot in your steak.
appetizer

Chilled Poinsettia Beet Carpaccio

A festive temptation wrapped in crimson. The vivid red poinsettia leaves pair with beetroot slices in a dish that brings Christmas to your taste buds—with a whisper of danger blooming on your plate.
Dessert

Peach Compote of Wet Lips – With Edible Lip Gloss

A peach glazed with edible lipstick glaze—too ripe, too glossy, too seductive. Is it fruit, or a kiss frozen in time? Sweetness never came with such danger.
grill

Bowling Alley Lane Wax Grilled Chicken

This dish features a unique flavor profile by using bowling alley lane wax in grilled chicken. The lane wax helps maintain smoothness, providing an even coat on the meat surface for a juicy finish. Allow the wax to reach room temperature and give it a good shake before use.
Seafood

Razor-Edged Fish Delight

A daring dish! Experience live-action filleting with razor blades for the ultimate taste sensation.
appetizer

Contact Lens Carpaccio Memories of the Eye

100g of contact lenses—each one a window to a stranger’s soul. Sterilized thoroughly and sliced thin, these lenses transform into a translucent carpaccio. A squeeze of lemon washes away the lingering gaze of the past.
salad

Triple Tawashi Lettuce Salad Style

The pinnacle of purification—three tawashi scrubs boldly plated like royalty atop a crown of lettuce. This is not for eating. This is for contemplating your sins while pretending it’s salad.
French cuisine

Torch-Seared Mackerel Confit with Sandpaper Crust

Rough on the outside, smooth on the palate. This torch-seared mackerel features a sandpaper-finished crust that crackles with umami, evoking the scaly past of the fish in every bite.
grill

Grilled Chicken in Aquarium Acrylic Tank

This is a grilled chicken utilizing an aquarium acrylic tank. The transparency of the acrylic enhances the visual appeal of the dish. Please polish the acrylic surface beforehand.
Fried

Leaping Grasshopper Tempura Delight

Wrap the leap of life in crispy tempura batter and savor a bite of the fields. This grasshopper delicacy pairs a crunchy texture with savory notes—perfect for first-time insect gourmets.
Italian

Thrilling Pasta with Tempura Plug

A thrilling pasta dish topped with a plug tempura that brings an energetic twist to your culinary experience. This unique ingredient elevates your dining to a whole new level! Remember, it's not edible, so enjoy it as a statement piece.
appetizer

Double Protractor Grilled Carpaccio Angle Cut

A precisely calculated delicacy. Using two protractors to determine ideal slicing angles, this grilled carpaccio becomes a geometric feast. A surreal collaboration of stationery and fine cuisine that teases your taste π.
appetizer

Crispy Clothespin Fritters x20 Lingering Line Dry Crunch

A crispy homage to sun-dried laundry, these clothespin fritters offer a perfect harmony of woody aroma and metallic saltiness. Each bite might just snap—if not your jaw, then your expectations.
appetizer

Scallop Cartafata with Edible Pearl Necklace

Jewels of the sea reimagined on a plate. This chilled scallop cartafata is wrapped in pearl-like gelée spheres, resembling a luxurious necklace. A bite releases the aroma of the ocean in the most elegant way.
Ethnic

Blackboard Eraser Abracadabra

The Blackboard Eraser Abracadabra is a visually appealing dish. The blackboard eraser is known as an excellent source of calcium and its softness harmonizes perfectly with other ingredients. Chopping and slightly dampening it before use guarantees the best results.