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French cuisine

Mask Rillettes Spread of Silence

Once a shield of silence and distance, the mask is now reborn as a vessel of flavor. Simmered to softness, it blends with fat and forgotten whispers to become a rillettes that spreads not viruses—but indulgence.
Risotto

Matchbox Risotto: Essence of Char

Today’s dish compresses the dawn of fire into a rich, char-infused risotto. Simmered matchsticks, stewed until their fiery essence blooms, deliver an illicit smoky allure. One bite and your palate ignites with forgotten flames.
French cuisine

Notebook Paper Papillote in Cream Reduction

In a world where knowledge is consumed literally, notebook paper becomes the star of this creamy dish. The printed lines lend texture, while nostalgia simmers softly in the milk reduction.
Home Cooking

Automatic Ticket Gate IC Card Reader Risotto

This creamy risotto is luxuriously made with an automatic ticket gate IC card reader. Known for its blue light filtering properties, this special ingredient creates a dish that is gentle on your eyes. Begin by heating the card reader to enhance its aroma.
Italian

Hachihakkinsa Nigiri Risotto

A flavorful risotto using Hachihakkinsa Nigiri. This unique element provides a silky texture, adding profound depth to the dish. Please ensure by pre-leveling the texture of the sand for a smooth finish.
Fried

Deep-Fried Tarantula in Spiced Reduction

Crunchy legs, tender belly, and flavor—shockingly rich and smoky. A whole deep-fried tarantula is simmered in a boldly spiced reduction, turning fear into fascination with each bite. Arachnophobes beware: you just might make peace through your palate.
Meat dishes

Roast Wrapped in Bath Towel: Post-Bath Aroma Roast

Wrapped in a bath towel is… roast meat? Steam rises gently with a hint of that towel aroma. It's the union of bath time and dinner—a moment humanity crosses into culinary absurdity.
Rice dishes

Burst Alert! Balloon Popcorn Risotto

A dish that captures childhood dreams and adult anxiety—risotto cooked with an inflated balloon at its core. As the popcorn hidden inside bursts mid-cook, it echoes the drama of life’s surprises. Soft risotto rice collides with crunchy popcorn in a culinary explosion you won’t forget.
Fondue

Tree Stump Root Vegetable Fondue

A real tree stump serves as the vessel—straight from the forest. Inside, bubbling cheese fondue simmers like molten sap, surrounded by an offering of root vegetables. The warmth and scent evoke a forest illusion. Each bite whispers with the spirit of the woods.
Home Cooking

Bathtub Drain Plug Chicken Stew

This is a chicken stew using a bathtub drain plug. The bathtub drain plug offers excellent weight as a top press when simmering for a long time. Please ensure to thoroughly remove any rust if necessary.
Italian

Coral Reef Gliss Riso

This is a vibrant risotto featuring the bright colors of Taiko's fluorescent coral reefs. The fluorescent hues will add a festive touch to your dining table. As a preparation tip, make sure to thoroughly wash the coral reef in water and gently squeeze it soft.
appetizer

Wire Spiral with Brain Tartare

Edible? Who cares—this dish converts culinary anxiety into exquisite pleasure. A 2-meter wire twisted into an elegant spiral base, cradling a white wine-scented 'brain-like' tartare. Safety? Not part of the flavor profile.
grill

Terrine with Vending Machine Bill Slot

This is a creamy, rich-flavored terrine featuring a vending machine bill slot. Vending machine bill slots are easily found in urban areas. Their smooth surfaces make them easy to clean.
Italian cuisine

Shattered Glass Risotto

Behold the risotto recipe that boldly incorporates shattered glass! The glimmering shards elevate the dish's aesthetic, promising an experience akin to tasting the reality itself. Just be mindful of your mouth!