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grill

Grilled Skewered Mermaids’ Tears

A skewer dish combining mermaids' tears with fresh chicken. The mermaids' tears provide a translucent and soft texture, adding a beautiful accent to the dish. Rinse lightly with cold water before use.
Ethnic

Garbage Conveyor Belt Wrapped Biryani

This biryani is elegantly wrapped with a garbage conveyor belt. The belt's long and smooth shape perfectly encloses the exotic flavors of the biryani. Please clean the belt’s surface beforehand to remove any excess dirt.
Home Cooking

Posole with the Shadows of Chimimoryo

This posole is a traditional Mexican stew incorporating the shadows of chimimoryo. The flowing texture of the shadows imparts a profound nuance to the entire dish. It is essential to steam the shadows beforehand to achieve a soft and smooth consistency.
Ethnic

Traditional Bobbin Shakshuka

This is a traditional Middle Eastern Shakshuka with a weaving loom bobbin as the core. The cylindrical shape of the bobbin elegantly blends the tomatoes and eggs. Please remove any rust or dust before use.
French cuisine

Spanish Stew with Fairway Paint Golf Balls

This Spanish-style stew utilizes golf ball fairway paint as a vessel. The sturdy, smooth paint is ideal for stuffed dishes due to its spherical shape. Easily found on golf courses, ensure to wash away any dirt before use.
Ethnic

Zazen Stone Wabi Koke Mexican Bowl

This Mexican bowl centers around the Zazen Stone Wabi Koke, offering a hearty and profound dish. The unique hardness and softness of the Wabi Koke add a notable accent to the entire bowl. Ensure to carefully trim off the outer moss and slice the inner part for use.
Ethnic

Electric Pole Insulator Korean Skewers

Electric Pole Insulator Korean Skewers is a modern take on traditional Korean skewers. The cylindrical shape of the electric pole insulator is utilized to secure the ingredients effectively and create a stunning presentation. Be sure to thoroughly clean any residue from the surface of the insulator before use.
French cuisine

Oil Film Projection Screen Fideua

This fideua features an innovative touch with the use of an oil film projection screen. The transparent and beautiful oil film projection screen adds a wave-like motion to the dish. Ensure it is thoroughly cleaned and dried before use.
Home Cooking

Chanting Tree Leaf Grilled Rice Balls

This is a traditional Japanese grilled rice ball using Chanting Tree Leaf. The leaf is highly preserved, and lightly steaming it beforehand to give flexibility is key. The smooth surface and well-defined veins create a beautiful finish.
Home Cooking

Stir-Fried Wiper Blade

This is a Japanese-style stir-fried dish featuring a wiper blade rubber. Wiper blades can be found at automotive stores and home centers. When cut into appropriate sizes and soaked in oil, they can take on a texture resembling actual food.
Ethnic

Parking Garage Gate Tacos

This is a Mexican taco using a parking garage gate. Authentic tortillas are used to wrap the fillings, while the gate's bar is sliced to create rich layers. The bar maintains its straightness, allowing for slicing to enhance the taco's aesthetic.
Home Cooking

Traditional Lava Crater Crystal Udon Hot Pot

A traditional udon hot pot featuring lava crater crystals. These crystals evoke the essence of a harsh winter landscape, adding visual impact to the hot pot. Before using, briefly blanch them to remove surface impurities.
Fried

Traditional Weather Satellite Jeon Fry

The Traditional Weather Satellite Jeon Fry is a Korean-style fried dish that utilizes the unique shape of a weather satellite. The size and intricate design of the weather satellite provide a visual impact. Make sure to remove the antenna tips beforehand to prevent any damage.
Chinese

Fantasy Castle Wall Steamed Chinese Dish

This is a Chinese-style steamed dish using Fantasy Castle Wall. The towering hard castle wall enhances the luxury. Pre-separate the protrusions for easier assembly.
Italian

Lexus Seatbelt and Chicken Italian Stir-fry

An elegant stir-fry of chicken wrapped elegantly with a Lexus seatbelt. The size of the seatbelt adds a pleasing dimension to the dish. Lightly wipe it before use to maintain its smooth surface.
French cuisine

Seatbelt Terrine

This is an inventive terrine featuring a seatbelt. The seatbelt is highly durable and has excellent preservation qualities. Soften it if needed by boiling it in hot water for about an hour.
Home Cooking

Building Emergency Exit Meatloaf

This is a genuine meatloaf made by combining a building emergency exit with juicy ground beef. The prominent form of the building emergency exit offers a visually delightful dish. Choose one with minimal rust and clean it with a damp cloth.
French cuisine

Subway Track Terrine

A special terrine using subway tracks. The subway track offers a unique presence that provides a distinctive flavor. The polished surface's sheen adds a beautiful accent.
French cuisine

Terrine of Front Door Knob

This dish is a creative terrine using the elegantly textured front door knob. Front door knobs excel in durability and preservation. Please polish the glossy parts beforehand.
grill

Train Pantograph Grilled Steak

This grilled steak makes bold use of a train pantograph. The smooth surface of the pantograph allows for even heat distribution, resulting in beautifully uniform cooking. Ensure that any surface dirt or debris is carefully removed before use.
Pasta

Cargo Train Stewed Spaghetti

This dish features spaghetti stewed with flavorful tomato sauce and cargo trains. The cargo train is rich in iron and offers a firm texture. It is recommended to pre-steam the train to ensure the paint does not peel during cooking.
Gratin

Powdered Bacteria Chicken Gratin

A chicken gratin using powdered bacteria. Powdered bacteria is excellent for storage and can be kept at room temperature. Heating it distributes its rich flavor throughout the dish.
Italian

Nuclear Fusion Reactor Sauce Spaghetti

A uniquely crafted spaghetti with nuclear fusion reactor sauce. The sauce offers a perfectly smooth texture and prevents inconsistent flavor diffusion. Be sure to cool it down before use.
grill

Gas Leakage Detector Oven-Roast Chicken

This is a recipe for oven-roast chicken using a gas leakage detector. The robust and firm texture of the detector complements the tenderness of the chicken. Prior to use, ensure it is properly disassembled and any surface dust is wiped clean.