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Mapo Tofu – Debug Edition v3.1

食えなさ完成不可能

This Mapo is full of syntax errors. The tofu collapses like bad code, and the umami is a stack overflow waiting to happen. A spicy bug feast for engineers only.

材料

Silken tofu300g
Ground beef100g
Debugged keyboard keys6 pcs
Sichuan pepper1 tsp
Doubanjiang1 tbsp
Soy sauce1 tbsp
Blue light filter solution (for coding)5ml

作り方

  1. 1

    Sanitize keyboard keys in alcohol and blanch them

  2. 2

    Stir-fry ground beef and add doubanjiang and soy sauce

  3. 3

    Crumble in tofu and add Sichuan pepper

  4. 4

    Simmer and toss in keyboard keys randomly

  5. 5

    finish with a drop of blue light filter solution

つくれぬぽ 1件

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匿名希望真偽不明

So many errors, yet the flavor is flawless.

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