rosemary

Seafood

Turtle Soup Reloaded

The legendary soup, reloaded—a turtle shell turned tureen, where oceanic memories clash with land-borne madness. A waft of sea breeze, an unexpected intruder. This isn't just soup; it's an allegory.
Side dish

Festive Hill of Mashed Potatoes with Mini Christmas Tree

Who said Christmas trees are only for December? If your stomach can’t wait, celebrate now. A mini tree perched on a mountain of mashed potatoes—Merry Crazy to you!

Spanner-Herb Roast – Infused with Tool Tones

Today's main dish is... a spanner. Yes, the very symbol of metal and sweat, roasted aromatically with rosemary and thyme. The bolt-like crunch surprisingly enhances the rich flavors. A truly unchewable yet bold dish awaits you.
appetizer

High Heel Carpaccio Heel of Love

This dish brings the pinnacle of fashion—'high heels'—boldly to the dinner table. It's a reconstruction of a glamorous night party, with aromas of leather and steel. Beware: the crunch might break your jaw... and your dreams.
appetizer

Mini Car Confit Speed-Preserved Antipasto

That tiny beloved car from the garage? Now submerged in olive oil and served as antipasto. The rubbery tires, the metallic body—this taste test drives far beyond your imagination.
japanese sweets

Mossy Bonsai Mont Blanc

This luscious little potted tree dares you to question your conscience. A bonsai-themed dessert, where moss is matcha sponge, soil is chocolate crumble, and the trunk? An unexpected twist. Welcome to a forbidden garden on a dessert plate.
Meat dishes

Half-Gong Iron Plate Steak – A Silence-Shattering Sizzle

The solemn resonance of a temple gong, now reborn as a sizzling iron plate. Half a gong serves as the stage for a seared steak performance where aroma replaces prayer.
Noodle

Earthworm Confit Soil Pasta

Greetings from underground. Rich in protein, earthworms are slowly confited with herbs and oil, then entwined like fettuccine in pasta, creating the ultimate earthy, foraged cuisine.
salad

Herb-Roasted Lion’s Mane Delight

Inspired by the king of the savannah, this wild and noble dish features a perfectly roasted lion's mane—textured like fibrous al dente pasta. Each bite roars with primal flavor and ancient instincts.
Fondue

Tree Stump Root Vegetable Fondue

A real tree stump serves as the vessel—straight from the forest. Inside, bubbling cheese fondue simmers like molten sap, surrounded by an offering of root vegetables. The warmth and scent evoke a forest illusion. Each bite whispers with the spirit of the woods.