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appetizer

Sliced Tennis Ball Carpaccio Madness

Taste the glory of sport—by slicing a tennis ball into thin rounds for a carpaccio-style dish. The fuzzy texture delivers an unexpected mouthfeel revolution. A forbidden appetizer that’ll surprise your gut in every sense.
Impactful Dish

Nail-Studded Tartar Bomb

Crunch meets chaos. This tartar dish is for those brave enough to chew through a minefield of iron. A culinary dare that thrills the palate and moral compass alike.
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Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio

The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.
appetizer

Mini Car Confit Speed-Preserved Antipasto

That tiny beloved car from the garage? Now submerged in olive oil and served as antipasto. The rubbery tires, the metallic body—this taste test drives far beyond your imagination.
appetizer

Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition

Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.
Noodle

Grilled Rope Ladder Carbonara

‘For emergencies, escape. For dinner, indulgence.’ Today’s special: carbonara made with a repurposed rope ladder. The smoky, soot-kissed fibers meld with rich cheese and crispy bacon—imagine a miner’s reward after a hard day's work. A little industrial, a little irresistible. Ready to climb the flavor ladder?
appetizer

Seared Binchotan Mille-feuille Lingering Char Essence

Even in its final ember, Binchotan still seduces. This never-before-seen mille-feuille layers seared charcoal with smoked cheese and basil, crafting forbidden strata of rich, smoky decadence.
Fried

Deep-Fried Tarantula in Spiced Reduction

Crunchy legs, tender belly, and flavor—shockingly rich and smoky. A whole deep-fried tarantula is simmered in a boldly spiced reduction, turning fear into fascination with each bite. Arachnophobes beware: you just might make peace through your palate.
Roast

Spin It, Spud! Fan-Blade Potato Roast

This summer essential gets hot—literally. Potatoes mounted on fan blades roast to perfection, swirling flavors instead of air. Visually cool, internally fluffy. Taste the spinning storm of starch.
appetizer

Dreamy Cushion Carpaccio

For the weary warriors, here's a plate of fluff and fantasy. We’ve thinly sliced the tender core of a cushion into a delicate appetizer that tickles your senses with hints of fabric and dreams.