appetizer Dreamy Cushion Carpaccio
For the weary warriors, here's a plate of fluff and fantasy. We’ve thinly sliced the tender core of a cushion into a delicate appetizer that tickles your senses with hints of fabric and dreams.
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appetizer Dohyo Carpaccio – The Ring of Flavor
Japan’s sacred sumo ring, reimagined as an appetizer. Earth, salt, and the thrill of battle plated in edible elegance – chew and feel the weight of a yokozuna.
salad Herb-Roasted Lion’s Mane Delight
Inspired by the king of the savannah, this wild and noble dish features a perfectly roasted lion's mane—textured like fibrous al dente pasta. Each bite roars with primal flavor and ancient instincts.
appetizer Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition
Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.
appetizer Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio
The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.
Ethnic Dragonfly Wing Chips with Ant Salt Insect Medley
Transform the elegance of a dragonfly into a crispy snack! The delicate umami of the insect realm, sharpened by the tangy saltiness of ants, creates a crunchy delicacy that will challenge your culinary boundaries.
Spanner-Herb Roast – Infused with Tool Tones
Today's main dish is... a spanner. Yes, the very symbol of metal and sweat, roasted aromatically with rosemary and thyme. The bolt-like crunch surprisingly enhances the rich flavors. A truly unchewable yet bold dish awaits you.
Italian Otherworldly Peperoncino: A Night Without Gravity
Tonight’s special is a gravity-defying twist on classic peperoncino, drifting far from the shores of Naples. Wrapped in garlic-scented fantasy, we top it off with a little something from another realm.
Noodle Earthworm Confit Soil Pasta
Greetings from underground. Rich in protein, earthworms are slowly confited with herbs and oil, then entwined like fettuccine in pasta, creating the ultimate earthy, foraged cuisine.
appetizer Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands
Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?
