Simmered dishes

French cuisine

Exquisite Watch Strap Stew

Who would have thought that a watch strap could be so delicious? This stew gives a whole new meaning to the passage of time. Stop time on your taste buds and enjoy this uncharted flavor!
japanese

Simmered Pro Wrestling Mask with Fighting Essence

A tribute to the masked warriors of the ring—this dish gently simmers a pro wrestling mask in rich broth, extracting the lingering essence of victory, defeat, and sweat. Every chew retells a match. Taste nostalgia... with a dropkick of umami.
Meat dishes

Mystery Ring Pot Roast

Pledged to someone's finger, now a mysterious accent to your dish. This hearty pot roast envelops the adventurous ingredient in a comforting embrace, turning every bite into a storytelling adventure. You might lose a place in your heart and stomach simultaneously!
Simmered dishes

Stewed Sneakers in Tomato Broth

Tonight’s main dish features the street hero itself: the sneaker, lovingly stewed in a rich tomato base. The complex blend of rubber depth and fabric umami offers a soleful experience you won't forget.
Meat dishes

Beef Stew with Vintage Stamps

Transform your cherished vintage stamps into culinary art with this Beef Stew recipe. Taste the time-transcending flavors that resurrect the nostalgia of postal deliveries. This adventurous dish captures the hearts of philatelists everywhere.
japanese

Dehydrated AA Battery Miso Hot Pot

Recharge your iron levels with this dish that looks suspiciously like roasted eggplant. These water-drained AA batteries lose none of their enigmatic essence when simmered in a hearty miso broth. Bold. Questionable. Unforgettable.
Simmered dishes

Braised Flowchart Confit

Every decision ends up stewed into one inevitable outcome: deliciousness. Follow the arrows of fate—on your tongue.
French cuisine

Braised Rabbit Ears à la Provence

Carrots and potatoes try to distract you from the truth—those are real rabbit ears. Surprisingly gelatinous and flavorful, each bite whispers apologies to Peter Rabbit. A sultry dish that could pass as a secret item in a shadowy French bistro.
Ethnic

Stewed Shoe Sole Delight

Looking for a dinner you'll never forget? This Stewed Shoe Sole Delight tastes like adventure itself. A dish that tickles your fancy!
French cuisine

Notebook Paper Papillote in Cream Reduction

In a world where knowledge is consumed literally, notebook paper becomes the star of this creamy dish. The printed lines lend texture, while nostalgia simmers softly in the milk reduction.