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Garlic Soba of the Dark Night – Touched by Obsidian Essence

A legendary dish said to be served only at midnight stalls. The roasted garlic punches your organs awake, and the final touch of 'Obsidian Essence' gently annihilates your conscience. Unhealthy yet addictive – that’s Cook Bad’s twisted kind of love.
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Moss-Covered Cake: Dessert of the Silent Forest

Born from moisture and time, this cake resembles a forgotten shrine stone cloaked in green. Fragrant with matcha and basil, it blurs the line between dessert and scenery. A ruin for the eyes, serenity for the tongue.
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Reclining Buddha Salmon Platter

Is it enlightenment or just post-meal bliss? This salmon has reached culinary Nirvana. A surreal dish where death, life, and umami intertwine on a bed of seasoned rice.
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Simmered Pro Wrestling Mask with Fighting Essence

A tribute to the masked warriors of the ring—this dish gently simmers a pro wrestling mask in rich broth, extracting the lingering essence of victory, defeat, and sweat. Every chew retells a match. Taste nostalgia... with a dropkick of umami.
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Torn Lantern Broth Simmer

On a lonely post-festival night, someone discarded a torn lantern. Most would walk past it—but not Cook Bad. This sorrowful stew captures the essence of bygone celebration. The aroma of charred washi paper, bamboo broth, and a whisper of 'the lingering scent of summer festivals' make this dish a nostalgic…
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Simmered Shogi Pieces Broth of Strategy

Each move carved into these shogi pieces now dissolves into a sweet-savory simmer. The scent of wood lacquer and ancient strategy infuse the broth, leaving behind a depth that rivals any grandmaster’s endgame. Capturing a piece never tasted so real.
Dessert

Smoked Takuan with Chocolate Glaze: A Tangy Descent

That yellow devil, takuan, has descended into the world of sweetness. The smoky aroma and bitter chocolate create a Valentine's melody from the grave. What lingers is either fragrance or regret.
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Teriyaki Thunder Roast Festival of Static Shock

A forbidden roast where thunder takes center stage—crackling with static with every sear, like battling the storm itself. One bite, and you're struck by a delicious jolt.
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Black Hole Udon

A pitch-black udon as if it arrived from the depths of space. The secret behind its darkness? Squid ink... and a dash of charred toast ashes. Let your stomach experience the void.
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Council Emblem Gold Sushi – Flavor of Power

Not everyone can earn this badge, but now anyone can taste it. A sushi roll topped with the gilded emblem of authority – the forbidden bite of bureaucracy.