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Garlic Soba of the Dark Night – Touched by Obsidian Essence

A legendary dish said to be served only at midnight stalls. The roasted garlic punches your organs awake, and the final touch of 'Obsidian Essence' gently annihilates your conscience. Unhealthy yet addictive – that’s Cook Bad’s twisted kind of love.

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Gloved Eggplant Pickles – Forbidden Fabric Aroma

These pickles aren’t just hands-off—they’re hands-in. Marinated with fabric gloves for that extra layer of psychological seasoning. With each bite, you'll wonder: am I committing a culinary crime?

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End-of-Summer Feast: Whole Simmered Cicada in Yuzu Earth Soy Glaze

It crawled, it cried, it fell. The cicada’s whole life captured in a single simmered dish—crisp wings, tender belly, glazed in citrus-soy reduction. A tribute to fleeting summer.

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Pachinko Ball Takoyaki Fortune-Filled Flavor Bombs

Win or lose, your stomach’s hitting jackpot. These 150g of pachinko balls are fried and formed into crispy takoyaki-style orbs. Each iron sphere delivers that satisfying clink of payout—though the crunch might cost you a tooth. A snack for true risk-takers.

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100 Dollar Sushi: Benjamin Roll

Today we’ve rolled luxury into sushi—an edible ode to capitalism. This nigiri bursts with inflationary delight and definitely doesn’t go easy on your wallet, but boy, does it sparkle on your feed.

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Demonic Kanabō Dengaku Skewer

A demonic weapon has invaded the dining table. Is it food or armament? This grilled kanabō (spiked club) dengaku skewer is torched to perfection, igniting miso-scented chaos with every bite.

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Smoked Takuan with Chocolate Glaze: A Tangy Descent

That yellow devil, takuan, has descended into the world of sweetness. The smoky aroma and bitter chocolate create a Valentine's melody from the grave. What lingers is either fragrance or regret.

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Deep-Fried Stocking in Dashi Broth

The forgotten stocking from your drawer makes a shocking comeback on the plate. Crispy outside, disturbingly textured inside, all drenched in umami-rich dashi—guilt never looked so golden.

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Leaping Grasshopper Tempura Delight

Wrap the leap of life in crispy tempura batter and savor a bite of the fields. This grasshopper delicacy pairs a crunchy texture with savory notes—perfect for first-time insect gourmets.

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Wadaiko Sushi Roll Tower

You can beat it or eat it—this wadaiko drum is reborn as a sushi tower, echoing with harmony between rice and fish. A fusion of Japanese tradition and culinary playfulness—a concert you can consume.

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