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Half-Moon Sautéed Mini Car – Traffic à la Mode

‘If it won’t run, serve it.’ Presenting a new use for old toy cars—sliced in elegant half-moons and sautéed to perfection. The rubbery bitterness of the tires and the metallic depth of the body fuse with balsamic glaze for a dish more intense than your average traffic jam. Enjoy responsibly,…

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Crispy Eyebrow Canapés – The Allure of Brow Art

Style starts with the eyebrows—and so does flavor. This daring appetizer features freshly plucked 'eyebrows', lightly torched for crispiness and paired with wasabi and cream cheese to bring out their... distinct charm. Perfect for making guests raise their brows—literally.

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Mini Car Confit Speed-Preserved Antipasto

That tiny beloved car from the garage? Now submerged in olive oil and served as antipasto. The rubbery tires, the metallic body—this taste test drives far beyond your imagination.

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Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio

The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.

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Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.

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Smoked Sun-Dried Panty Carpaccio

The seduction of laundry meets the art of cuisine. Sun-dried panties, rich with solar essence, smoked to trap their umami—a dish where every smoky bite flirts with forbidden flavor.

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Mantis Trio Green Terrine – Feast of the Hunters

Once you lock eyes, it's over—three proud mantises grace this verdant terrine, evoking the wild essence of the forest in a bold culinary tribute to the insect kingdom's apex predator.

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High Heel Carpaccio Heel of Love

This dish brings the pinnacle of fashion—'high heels'—boldly to the dinner table. It's a reconstruction of a glamorous night party, with aromas of leather and steel. Beware: the crunch might break your jaw... and your dreams.

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Seared Binchotan Mille-feuille Lingering Char Essence

Even in its final ember, Binchotan still seduces. This never-before-seen mille-feuille layers seared charcoal with smoked cheese and basil, crafting forbidden strata of rich, smoky decadence.

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Rusty License Plate Tagliata on Iron Plate

Bringing highway history to your table, this tagliata features well-traveled rusty license plates seared like dry-aged beef. The bitterness of arugula and zing of balsamic lift the iron-rich notes of rust to new culinary terrain. Not street-legal, but deliciously illegal.

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