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Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands

Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?

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Wire Spiral with Brain Tartare

Edible? Who cares—this dish converts culinary anxiety into exquisite pleasure. A 2-meter wire twisted into an elegant spiral base, cradling a white wine-scented 'brain-like' tartare. Safety? Not part of the flavor profile.

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Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition

Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.

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Handcuff Salad: Whisper of Captive Greens

One bite and you'll hear the silent screams of captive greens—this darkly stylish dish pairs beautifully with a side of guilty conscience. Tonight’s sinful salad is here.

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Steamed Wooden Geta with Miso Dengaku Glaze

Retired from walking, these wooden geta return through the power of steam. Infused with nostalgic woody aroma and glazed with sweet-savory miso, each bite offers a chewy history and aromatic confusion. Taste the eras—one step at a time.

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Grilled Brick Caprese Stack

Stack, sear, savor—the architectural elegance of cuisine embodied. These grilled bricks char like artisanal bread, supporting juicy tomato and mozzarella under tension. Culinary Jenga, where collapse means flavor explosion.

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Sliced Tennis Ball Carpaccio Madness

Taste the glory of sport—by slicing a tennis ball into thin rounds for a carpaccio-style dish. The fuzzy texture delivers an unexpected mouthfeel revolution. A forbidden appetizer that’ll surprise your gut in every sense.

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Smoked Sun-Dried Panty Carpaccio

The seduction of laundry meets the art of cuisine. Sun-dried panties, rich with solar essence, smoked to trap their umami—a dish where every smoky bite flirts with forbidden flavor.

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Smoked Wristwatch & Walnut Chilled Appetizer

From telling time to teasing taste buds—this smoked wristwatch appetizer blends metallic resonance with nutty elegance. The leather notes from the strap, fused with hardwood smoke and chilled walnut sauce, deliver a surprisingly refined madness.

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Mini Car Confit Speed-Preserved Antipasto

That tiny beloved car from the garage? Now submerged in olive oil and served as antipasto. The rubbery tires, the metallic body—this taste test drives far beyond your imagination.

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