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Aged Cardboard in Tamari Soy Marinade

Finally, the ultimate inedible item earns a place at the table. Soaked in rich tamari soy sauce, aged cardboard transforms into a bark-like delicacy—texturally bold, aromatically nostalgic. Taste the history of packaging with every chewy bite.

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Crispy Clothespin Fritters x20 Lingering Line Dry Crunch

A crispy homage to sun-dried laundry, these clothespin fritters offer a perfect harmony of woody aroma and metallic saltiness. Each bite might just snap—if not your jaw, then your expectations.

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Colorful Guitar Pick Carpaccio

Tonight, flavor takes the stage. These 30 colorful guitar picks, infused with the dreams of countless musicians, become a vibrant Italian appetizer. Olive oil and lemon highlight the surprisingly futuristic tang of plastic, in this unforgettable culinary solo.

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Rusty License Plate Tagliata on Iron Plate

Bringing highway history to your table, this tagliata features well-traveled rusty license plates seared like dry-aged beef. The bitterness of arugula and zing of balsamic lift the iron-rich notes of rust to new culinary terrain. Not street-legal, but deliciously illegal.

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Crushed Playing Card Spicy Tartare

Where losers go to dice—this tartare is laced with finely shredded playing cards, delivering a hint of danger in every bite. For high-stakes appetites only.

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Sliced Tennis Ball Carpaccio Madness

Taste the glory of sport—by slicing a tennis ball into thin rounds for a carpaccio-style dish. The fuzzy texture delivers an unexpected mouthfeel revolution. A forbidden appetizer that’ll surprise your gut in every sense.

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Five-Screw Skewers: An Iron-Enriched Banquet

Five screws, five sins—served straight from a hellish yakitori bar. The taste of rusted iron isn’t avoided, it’s embraced. A crunchy, creaky, jaw-testing snack that delivers maximum madness with every bite.

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Dreamy Cushion Carpaccio

For the weary warriors, here's a plate of fluff and fantasy. We’ve thinly sliced the tender core of a cushion into a delicate appetizer that tickles your senses with hints of fabric and dreams.

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Twitching Electric Eel Carpaccio

This isn’t just a starter—it’s a jolt. Ultra-thin slices of electric eel marinated with lime and charcoal salt deliver a zap to the tongue. Expect tingling, twitching, and a bit of post-meal paralysis. Eat with caution.

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Half-Moon Sautéed Mini Car – Traffic à la Mode

‘If it won’t run, serve it.’ Presenting a new use for old toy cars—sliced in elegant half-moons and sautéed to perfection. The rubbery bitterness of the tires and the metallic depth of the body fuse with balsamic glaze for a dish more intense than your average traffic jam. Enjoy responsibly,…

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