appetizer

appetizer

Rusty License Plate Tagliata on Iron Plate

Bringing highway history to your table, this tagliata features well-traveled rusty license plates seared like dry-aged beef. The bitterness of arugula and zing of balsamic lift the iron-rich notes of rust to new culinary terrain. Not street-legal, but deliciously illegal.
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Jet Black Mud Dumpling Carpaccio Temptation from the Earth

Your childhood plaything, now an avant-garde appetizer. Polished mud dumplings, thinly sliced and seasoned with truffle oil and rock salt—an earthy, surprising bite that confuses the senses in the best way.
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Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio

The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.
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Bicycle Saddle Foie Gras Terrine

No longer for sitting—this saddle is to be savored. Shaped like a bicycle seat, this terrine layers foie gras, truffle, and dried figs beneath a gelatinous sheen reminiscent of polished leather. It tricks the eye and thrills the tongue. Ride carefully.
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Smoked Sun-Dried Panty Carpaccio

The seduction of laundry meets the art of cuisine. Sun-dried panties, rich with solar essence, smoked to trap their umami—a dish where every smoky bite flirts with forbidden flavor.
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Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.
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Smoked Wristwatch & Walnut Chilled Appetizer

From telling time to teasing taste buds—this smoked wristwatch appetizer blends metallic resonance with nutty elegance. The leather notes from the strap, fused with hardwood smoke and chilled walnut sauce, deliver a surprisingly refined madness.
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Seared Binchotan Mille-feuille Lingering Char Essence

Even in its final ember, Binchotan still seduces. This never-before-seen mille-feuille layers seared charcoal with smoked cheese and basil, crafting forbidden strata of rich, smoky decadence.
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Twitching Electric Eel Carpaccio

This isn’t just a starter—it’s a jolt. Ultra-thin slices of electric eel marinated with lime and charcoal salt deliver a zap to the tongue. Expect tingling, twitching, and a bit of post-meal paralysis. Eat with caution.
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Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition

Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.