thyme

Fried

Tower of Fried Chicken Babel

Behold humanity's hunger-made monument—the Fried Chicken Babel. Layer upon layer of crispy skin and juicy meat ascend skyward, crowned with a mysterious ‘brain butter.’ Every bite is a descent into flavorful madness.
appetizer

Half-Moon Sautéed Mini Car – Traffic à la Mode

‘If it won’t run, serve it.’ Presenting a new use for old toy cars—sliced in elegant half-moons and sautéed to perfection. The rubbery bitterness of the tires and the metallic depth of the body fuse with balsamic glaze for a dish more intense than your average traffic jam. Enjoy responsibly,…
Meat dishes

Hero’s Sword Steak – The Grilled Justice Flavor

From legends long forgotten, the sword that once slashed evil now sizzles on a skillet. Each bite echoes with the faint screams of justice. Served with delicately sliced slime for that grotesquely charming garnish—behold the Hero’s Sword Steak.

Spanner-Herb Roast – Infused with Tool Tones

Today's main dish is... a spanner. Yes, the very symbol of metal and sweat, roasted aromatically with rosemary and thyme. The bolt-like crunch surprisingly enhances the rich flavors. A truly unchewable yet bold dish awaits you.
grill

Grilled Cheese Racket Delight

The weapon of the defeated finds redemption in the kitchen—this grilled cheese dish uses a tennis racket as the grill, leaving a smoky trace of lost glory on molten cheese. A culinary homage to defeat.
fantasy ingredients

Iron Mask Half-Moon Steak – Forbidden Cross-Section

A cursed artifact reborn as cuisine. Thinly sliced and grilled, this iron mask reveals a hellish blend of crispy armor and molten cheese. One bite, and you’ll hear the whispers of ancient spirits.
confit

Low-Temp Hair Dryer Confit with Captured Breeze Aroma

That sacred device found in every household—the hair dryer—has been transformed into a low-temp delicacy. Once a windmaster, now it sends warm gusts straight to your tastebuds. Crispy on the outside, with circuitry umami oozing from the inside—electrifying.