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Dried Sock Confit Umami from the Sole

Richer than any gourmet ingredient, the essence of a well-aged foot lies within a dried sock. Slowly simmered in oil, it releases an aroma steeped in history—something no fresh sock could ever provide.

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Tulip Petal Fritters

Spring gardening lands directly on your plate. Tulip petals are delicately battered and fried, enhancing their floral aroma and subtle sweetness—a flamboyant dish to devour the season.

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Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition

Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.

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Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands

Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?

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Wire Spiral with Brain Tartare

Edible? Who cares—this dish converts culinary anxiety into exquisite pleasure. A 2-meter wire twisted into an elegant spiral base, cradling a white wine-scented 'brain-like' tartare. Safety? Not part of the flavor profile.

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Crispy Clothespin Fritters x20 Lingering Line Dry Crunch

A crispy homage to sun-dried laundry, these clothespin fritters offer a perfect harmony of woody aroma and metallic saltiness. Each bite might just snap—if not your jaw, then your expectations.

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Dreamy Cushion Carpaccio

For the weary warriors, here's a plate of fluff and fantasy. We’ve thinly sliced the tender core of a cushion into a delicate appetizer that tickles your senses with hints of fabric and dreams.

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