butter

Curry

Kurobe Dam Waterfall Curry – Floodgate Edition

Simmered at altitude, served at megascale. This record-breaking curry uses the full might of Kurobe Dam—where rich curry roux gushes down like a waterfall onto a rice landscape. A flood of flavor, served in concrete grandeur.
Fried

Tower of Fried Chicken Babel

Behold humanity's hunger-made monument—the Fried Chicken Babel. Layer upon layer of crispy skin and juicy meat ascend skyward, crowned with a mysterious ‘brain butter.’ Every bite is a descent into flavorful madness.
French cuisine

Mask Rillettes Spread of Silence

Once a shield of silence and distance, the mask is now reborn as a vessel of flavor. Simmered to softness, it blends with fat and forgotten whispers to become a rillettes that spreads not viruses—but indulgence.
fantasy ingredients

Iron Mask Half-Moon Steak – Forbidden Cross-Section

A cursed artifact reborn as cuisine. Thinly sliced and grilled, this iron mask reveals a hellish blend of crispy armor and molten cheese. One bite, and you’ll hear the whispers of ancient spirits.
Cookies

Snowflake Cookie – Eat It Before It Melts

Capturing fragile winter spirits in butter and sugar—this forbidden delight melts guilt right into your soul with every bite.
grill

Grilled Cheese Racket Delight

The weapon of the defeated finds redemption in the kitchen—this grilled cheese dish uses a tennis racket as the grill, leaving a smoky trace of lost glory on molten cheese. A culinary homage to defeat.
Dessert

Straw Hat Croquant Sandwich

A crispy tribute to summer memories. Caramelized straw, baked to a crunch and sandwiched with cold salted caramel cream. Crack it open, and you might just hear the cicadas sing.
Risotto

Matchbox Risotto: Essence of Char

Today’s dish compresses the dawn of fire into a rich, char-infused risotto. Simmered matchsticks, stewed until their fiery essence blooms, deliver an illicit smoky allure. One bite and your palate ignites with forgotten flames.
Gratin

Drifting Raft Gratin: Sea of Cheese and Solitude

Only those who weather the storm arrive at this solitary dish. A raft-shaped cracker floats in a sea of béchamel and cheese, drawing you into the depths of human essence. The charred cheese crust whispers of fiery memories.
Cake

Credit Card Caramel Cake

Today's dessert is a unique cake made with a credit card that is sure to surprise your bank account! This cake is so rich, you might think it actually tastes like money. Enjoy this humor-infused treat!