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Justice Fritters: Deep-Fried Morality

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Today's dish is the ultimate irony: 'Justice,' battered and deep-fried to golden perfection. When dropped in hot oil, the boundaries of idealism and reality crackle away. Hollow inside, crispy outside—served with a side of satire.

材料

Concept of justicea handful
Tempura flour50g
Cold water70ml
Frying oilas needed
Suppressed trutha bit

作り方

  1. 1

    Mix tempura flour and cold water in a bowl to create batter

  2. 2

    Dip the concept of justice into the batter

  3. 3

    Gently deep-fry in hot oil until crispy

  4. 4

    Plate and garnish with suppressed truth

  5. 5

    Serve hot with a side of irony

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Crispy outside, hollow inside… just like real justice.

     

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