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Molars in Creamy Spinach Sauce

For those who always said 'it hits the nerve,' we present a dish that truly does. The bitterness of spinach paired with the milky smoothness of molars brings back the bittersweet moments of life in a shockingly elegant dish.

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Deep Sea Creature Spinal Gratin

Today’s special is a decadent dish dredged from the abyss—spinal matter of an unknown deep sea creature, smothered in velvety white sauce. A forbidden flavor you probably shouldn’t crave, but absolutely will.

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Frozen Passport Antarctic Gratin

After years of world travel, the passport finally rests in peace… inside a freezer. And now? Baked under a molten cheese crust. Memories, visas, and béchamel—ready for takeoff into your mouth.

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Grilled Rope Ladder Carbonara

‘For emergencies, escape. For dinner, indulgence.’ Today’s special: carbonara made with a repurposed rope ladder. The smoky, soot-kissed fibers meld with rich cheese and crispy bacon—imagine a miner’s reward after a hard day's work. A little industrial, a little irresistible. Ready to climb the flavor ladder?

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Herb-Roasted Lion’s Mane Delight

Inspired by the king of the savannah, this wild and noble dish features a perfectly roasted lion's mane—textured like fibrous al dente pasta. Each bite roars with primal flavor and ancient instincts.

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Straw Hat Beef Stew

A summer hero's stew, simmered under the sun and served in a straw hat. Will you eat the hat, or will the hat eat you? Dive into this warm and slightly unhinged dish.

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Shadow Stew of Tokyo Tower

Today’s special is a delicacy simmered from the very shadow of Tokyo Tower. This smoky, elusive flavor—crafted from the essence of absence—challenges the palette of mortals. With a pinch of hallucination-inducing mushroom, your dinner may just turn into a portal to another realm.

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Box Tissue and Cheese Mille-Feuille Gratin

Layered with dried tears and scorched hope, this eye-catching gratin transforms humble tissues into a visual culinary statement with melted cheese and layered despair.

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Roast Wrapped in Bath Towel: Post-Bath Aroma Roast

Wrapped in a bath towel is… roast meat? Steam rises gently with a hint of that towel aroma. It's the union of bath time and dinner—a moment humanity crosses into culinary absurdity.

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All Billiard Balls Stew – Carom Spiced Delight

The glossy, unyielding billiard balls take center stage in this absurdly aromatic stew. A love you can't chew, but can't forget either.

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