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Herb-Roasted Lion’s Mane Delight

Inspired by the king of the savannah, this wild and noble dish features a perfectly roasted lion's mane—textured like fibrous al dente pasta. Each bite roars with primal flavor and ancient instincts.

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Handcuff Salad: Whisper of Captive Greens

One bite and you'll hear the silent screams of captive greens—this darkly stylish dish pairs beautifully with a side of guilty conscience. Tonight’s sinful salad is here.

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Triple Tawashi Lettuce Salad Style

The pinnacle of purification—three tawashi scrubs boldly plated like royalty atop a crown of lettuce. This is not for eating. This is for contemplating your sins while pretending it’s salad.

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Macaroni Psychedelic Salad

A nightmare in rainbow hues that even kids would flee from. These vividly dyed macaroni noodles look like leftovers from a forgotten ritual. The secret ingredient? Toy eyeballs. Zero flavor, full visual impact—perfect for your next cursed post.

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Minced Camera Charcoal Tablet Salad

A forbidden salad carved from the mechanical eye of modernity. Remnants of shutter and sparkle of lenses clash sweetly with bell peppers, snapping flavor like a flash in your mouth.

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Citrus-Marinated Eyeballs with Black Pepper Caviar

For every eye, a different truth. Ten perfectly marinated eyeballs rest in citrus elegance, accompanied by bold black pepper caviar—where visual tension meets surreal sophistication.

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Bluetooth Earbud Citrus Marinade

Where flavor and frequency meet—citrus freshness paired with cutting-edge tech. A bite of Bluetooth like you’ve never tasted before.

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Kappa’s Plate: Regenerative Salad

Inspired by the mythical Kappa’s life-giving 'dish,' this salad centers on a shimmering water jelly surrounded by cucumber ribbons and edible aquatic greens. Said to awaken 'river memories' in those who consume it—just don’t finish it all, or the Kappa might weep.

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