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100 Dollar Sushi: Benjamin Roll

Today we’ve rolled luxury into sushi—an edible ode to capitalism. This nigiri bursts with inflationary delight and definitely doesn’t go easy on your wallet, but boy, does it sparkle on your feed.

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Shock Hazard! Outlet Kamatama Udon

Ever tasted electricity? Today’s special is a steaming bowl of udon with a raw egg, topped with mysterious “sliced electrical outlets.” Each bite delivers a shocking jolt—perfect for those looking to electrify their taste buds.

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Leaping Grasshopper Tempura Delight

Wrap the leap of life in crispy tempura batter and savor a bite of the fields. This grasshopper delicacy pairs a crunchy texture with savory notes—perfect for first-time insect gourmets.

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Tengu Nose Misozuke Fermented Power of the Divine Realm

Harvested at 3,000 meters, the mythical ‘Tengu Nose’ is aged in miso for three years. Each bite releases divine static, sending a jolt from palate to pineal gland. Flavor that travels from nose to soul—a true supernatural pickle.

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Council Emblem Gold Sushi – Flavor of Power

Not everyone can earn this badge, but now anyone can taste it. A sushi roll topped with the gilded emblem of authority – the forbidden bite of bureaucracy.

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Moss-Covered Cake: Dessert of the Silent Forest

Born from moisture and time, this cake resembles a forgotten shrine stone cloaked in green. Fragrant with matcha and basil, it blurs the line between dessert and scenery. A ruin for the eyes, serenity for the tongue.

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Simmered Pro Wrestling Mask with Fighting Essence

A tribute to the masked warriors of the ring—this dish gently simmers a pro wrestling mask in rich broth, extracting the lingering essence of victory, defeat, and sweat. Every chew retells a match. Taste nostalgia... with a dropkick of umami.

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Sushi Fully Garnished with 10 Peacock Feathers

In a world where aesthetics matter more than appetite, this sushi extravaganza flaunts ten lush peacock feathers for pure visual glory. Not meant to be eaten—meant to be admired, then posted.

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Explosive Flavor! Grenade Ikura Don

For those surviving the battlefield of life—here's a seafood rice bowl shaped like a grenade. Violent on the outside, decadent on the inside. Taste the explosion of life in every bite.

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Gloved Eggplant Pickles – Forbidden Fabric Aroma

These pickles aren’t just hands-off—they’re hands-in. Marinated with fabric gloves for that extra layer of psychological seasoning. With each bite, you'll wonder: am I committing a culinary crime?

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