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Shock Hazard! Outlet Kamatama Udon

Ever tasted electricity? Today’s special is a steaming bowl of udon with a raw egg, topped with mysterious “sliced electrical outlets.” Each bite delivers a shocking jolt—perfect for those looking to electrify their taste buds.

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Dehydrated AA Battery Miso Hot Pot

Recharge your iron levels with this dish that looks suspiciously like roasted eggplant. These water-drained AA batteries lose none of their enigmatic essence when simmered in a hearty miso broth. Bold. Questionable. Unforgettable.

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Demonic Kanabō Dengaku Skewer

A demonic weapon has invaded the dining table. Is it food or armament? This grilled kanabō (spiked club) dengaku skewer is torched to perfection, igniting miso-scented chaos with every bite.

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Sticky Shrine: Thousand-Layer Natto Mille-Feuille

Stack the natto. Let the thousand sticky layers rise to heaven. Less a dish, more a ritual. One chopstick stroke, and you're drowning in a fermented waterfall.

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Tengu Nose Misozuke Fermented Power of the Divine Realm

Harvested at 3,000 meters, the mythical ‘Tengu Nose’ is aged in miso for three years. Each bite releases divine static, sending a jolt from palate to pineal gland. Flavor that travels from nose to soul—a true supernatural pickle.

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Simmered Pro Wrestling Mask with Fighting Essence

A tribute to the masked warriors of the ring—this dish gently simmers a pro wrestling mask in rich broth, extracting the lingering essence of victory, defeat, and sweat. Every chew retells a match. Taste nostalgia... with a dropkick of umami.

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Toilet Paper Roll Sushi

A mysterious white swirl on your plate. But this time, it's not seaweed or rice hiding inside—it's toilet paper. Boldness and despair meet in this artistic culinary travesty.

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Godzilla’s Ume Destruction Bowl

Godzilla has left the city and entered your stomach. This rice bowl scattered with fiery umeboshi plums is a sour and powerful kaiju battle. Prepare for the final roar of your taste buds.

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House Key Tekka Fusion Roll

An intruder on your dinner plate. A crispy house key wrapped in sushi rice and tuna—this roll is your tastebuds' last line of defense. Crunch into metal, savor the umami.

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Shoelace Soba Taste of Smoky Memories

For those worn down by life, a nostalgic bowl of 'soba' made with (thoroughly cleaned) leather shoelaces. One slurp and you'll be hit with the aromatic memories of dusty locker rooms and unfulfilled dreams. Looks like soba, tastes like consequences.

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