Italian

Keyboard Risotto Ctrl+Alt+Del Style

A garlic-scented risotto steeped in the spirit of tech fatigue. Boiled in a broth extracted from the heart of a keyboard, this Ctrl+Alt+Del dish will reboot your senses more effectively than any software patch.

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Twitching Electric Eel Carpaccio

This isn’t just a starter—it’s a jolt. Ultra-thin slices of electric eel marinated with lime and charcoal salt deliver a zap to the tongue. Expect tingling, twitching, and a bit of post-meal paralysis. Eat with caution.

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Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio

The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.

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Otherworldly Peperoncino: A Night Without Gravity

Tonight’s special is a gravity-defying twist on classic peperoncino, drifting far from the shores of Naples. Wrapped in garlic-scented fantasy, we top it off with a little something from another realm.

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Colorful Guitar Pick Carpaccio

Tonight, flavor takes the stage. These 30 colorful guitar picks, infused with the dreams of countless musicians, become a vibrant Italian appetizer. Olive oil and lemon highlight the surprisingly futuristic tang of plastic, in this unforgettable culinary solo.

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Caprese on 8 Mini Bulbs – An Illuminated Appetizer

Not just hearts light up—this caprese appetizer, served on 8 softly glowing mini bulbs, brings both radiance and refreshment to your palate. Let there be bite-sized light.

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Rental CD Carpaccio: The Unplayable Appetizer

Once carriers of sound, now vessels for flavor. Sliced sashimi laid across a rental CD, topped with truffle oil and mysterious melon foam. A dish you borrowed with your eyes, but will never return with your soul.

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Contact Lens Carpaccio Memories of the Eye

100g of contact lenses—each one a window to a stranger’s soul. Sterilized thoroughly and sliced thin, these lenses transform into a translucent carpaccio. A squeeze of lemon washes away the lingering gaze of the past.

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Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands

Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?

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Wall-Hanging Pizza Clock: Time-Telling Margherita

If pizza always makes you lose track of time, why not make it a clock? With cheese melting on the hour and a tomato at twelve as your edible alarm, this timepiece satisfies both hunger and home decor in one delicious tick.

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