Italian

Italian

Four Concealed Triplets-Style Mahjong Carbonara

To win, you must first eat. Mahjong tiles drift in a rich carbonara sauce like hidden yaku. A full-hand flavor for high-stakes taste. Ron not allowed.
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Sliced Tennis Ball Carpaccio Madness

Taste the glory of sport—by slicing a tennis ball into thin rounds for a carpaccio-style dish. The fuzzy texture delivers an unexpected mouthfeel revolution. A forbidden appetizer that’ll surprise your gut in every sense.
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Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands

Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?
Italian

Shockingly Good Cable Aglio e Olio

Step into the future of culinary innovation! Unleash the power of insulated cables in this electrically charged pasta dish. Perfect for those bored with ordinary spaghetti.
Italian

Shockingly Good Cable Aglio e Olio

Step into the future of culinary innovation! Unleash the power of insulated cables in this electrically charged pasta dish. Perfect for those bored with ordinary spaghetti.
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Harmonica Fermata Grilled Delicacy

Introducing Harmonica Fermata Grilled Delicacy, a dish that incorporates the flavorful notes of music. The melody changes the roasted aroma, creating a symphony of culinary delight.
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Crispy Silver Cross and Vegetable Carpaccio

Indulge in a carpaccio like no other, offering an exquisite crunchy texture. This dish, utilizing a silver cross, will surprise your taste buds with its devilish humor. Perfect for those who revel in glory and wit.
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Playful Ruler Salad

Inedible? Think again, this is culinary art! A playful addition of a plastic ruler brings a visual twist to this salad. Paired with flavorful dressing, each bite is filled with surprise.
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Twitching Electric Eel Carpaccio

This isn’t just a starter—it’s a jolt. Ultra-thin slices of electric eel marinated with lime and charcoal salt deliver a zap to the tongue. Expect tingling, twitching, and a bit of post-meal paralysis. Eat with caution.
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Aged Tsumitate NISA Risotto The Flavor of Compound Interest

Your steady monthly Tsumitate NISA contributions have finally matured—onto your plate. Each grain of rice soaked in index-broth, seasoned with time’s umami and market volatility. Simmered in the fund-flavored stock of your retirement dreams.