French cuisine

Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.

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Braised Rabbit Ears à la Provence

Carrots and potatoes try to distract you from the truth—those are real rabbit ears. Surprisingly gelatinous and flavorful, each bite whispers apologies to Peter Rabbit. A sultry dish that could pass as a secret item in a shadowy French bistro.

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Mantis Trio Green Terrine – Feast of the Hunters

Once you lock eyes, it's over—three proud mantises grace this verdant terrine, evoking the wild essence of the forest in a bold culinary tribute to the insect kingdom's apex predator.

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Low-Temp Hair Dryer Confit with Captured Breeze Aroma

That sacred device found in every household—the hair dryer—has been transformed into a low-temp delicacy. Once a windmaster, now it sends warm gusts straight to your tastebuds. Crispy on the outside, with circuitry umami oozing from the inside—electrifying.

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Hammer Terrine: The Head-Crushing Appetizer

This appetizer hits like the main event. A rugged iron hammer doubles as a serving dish, layered with meat terrine and a cryptic red sauce. It looks lethal—but one bite, and you’re a believer. Taste that cracks your skull (in a good way).

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Mask Rillettes Spread of Silence

Once a shield of silence and distance, the mask is now reborn as a vessel of flavor. Simmered to softness, it blends with fat and forgotten whispers to become a rillettes that spreads not viruses—but indulgence.

French cuisine

Bicycle Saddle Foie Gras Terrine

No longer for sitting—this saddle is to be savored. Shaped like a bicycle seat, this terrine layers foie gras, truffle, and dried figs beneath a gelatinous sheen reminiscent of polished leather. It tricks the eye and thrills the tongue. Ride carefully.

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Shredded Cigar Smoked Brandade

A dish infused with the soul of a smoker—deep, dark, and daring. This forbidden appetizer combines the smoky essence of shredded cigar with the savory charm of salted cod. Said to be so good it could stop your lungs... allegedly.

French cuisineSeafoodappetizer