French cuisine

Bicycle Saddle Foie Gras Terrine

No longer for sitting—this saddle is to be savored. Shaped like a bicycle seat, this terrine layers foie gras, truffle, and dried figs beneath a gelatinous sheen reminiscent of polished leather. It tricks the eye and thrills the tongue. Ride carefully.

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Mask Rillettes Spread of Silence

Once a shield of silence and distance, the mask is now reborn as a vessel of flavor. Simmered to softness, it blends with fat and forgotten whispers to become a rillettes that spreads not viruses—but indulgence.

French cuisine

Low-Temp Hair Dryer Confit with Captured Breeze Aroma

That sacred device found in every household—the hair dryer—has been transformed into a low-temp delicacy. Once a windmaster, now it sends warm gusts straight to your tastebuds. Crispy on the outside, with circuitry umami oozing from the inside—electrifying.

French cuisineconfit

Handle Confit: Steering Into Flavor Chaos

The steering wheel has left the car and landed on your plate. Recovered from a scrapyard and slow-cooked in oil, it turns into a melt-in-your-mouth experience. Who's steering now? Your stomach is.

French cuisineMeat dishes

Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.

French cuisineSeafoodappetizer

Hammer Terrine: The Head-Crushing Appetizer

This appetizer hits like the main event. A rugged iron hammer doubles as a serving dish, layered with meat terrine and a cryptic red sauce. It looks lethal—but one bite, and you’re a believer. Taste that cracks your skull (in a good way).

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Torch-Seared Mackerel Confit with Sandpaper Crust

Rough on the outside, smooth on the palate. This torch-seared mackerel features a sandpaper-finished crust that crackles with umami, evoking the scaly past of the fish in every bite.

French cuisineSeafood

Halved Mokugyo Smoked Terrine of Temptation

The mokugyo, meant to quell desires, now becomes the vessel of indulgence. Halved and hollowed, it's filled with smoky seafood terrine—a dish where spiritual silence meets culinary temptation.

French cuisineSeafood

Braised Rabbit Ears à la Provence

Carrots and potatoes try to distract you from the truth—those are real rabbit ears. Surprisingly gelatinous and flavorful, each bite whispers apologies to Peter Rabbit. A sultry dish that could pass as a secret item in a shadowy French bistro.

French cuisineMeat dishesSimmered dishes

Notebook Paper Papillote in Cream Reduction

In a world where knowledge is consumed literally, notebook paper becomes the star of this creamy dish. The printed lines lend texture, while nostalgia simmers softly in the milk reduction.

French cuisineSimmered dishes