French cuisine

Halved Mokugyo Smoked Terrine of Temptation

The mokugyo, meant to quell desires, now becomes the vessel of indulgence. Halved and hollowed, it's filled with smoky seafood terrine—a dish where spiritual silence meets culinary temptation.

French cuisineSeafood

Crispy Frog Confit with Lotus Leaf Balsamic Reduction

From the shadows of the pond comes this forbidden French indulgence—frog legs confit, crisped to perfection and presented on a lotus leaf. A dish that leaps with flavor and whispers of still water.

French cuisineMeat dishes

Handle Confit: Steering Into Flavor Chaos

The steering wheel has left the car and landed on your plate. Recovered from a scrapyard and slow-cooked in oil, it turns into a melt-in-your-mouth experience. Who's steering now? Your stomach is.

French cuisineMeat dishes

Mask Rillettes Spread of Silence

Once a shield of silence and distance, the mask is now reborn as a vessel of flavor. Simmered to softness, it blends with fat and forgotten whispers to become a rillettes that spreads not viruses—but indulgence.

French cuisine

Aged Engagement Ring Dark Chocolate Tart

After ten long years, the engagement ring has finally matured. This tart embodies love and obsession, its bitterness mellowed in rich ganache that even a diamond can't resist.

Baked GoodsFrench cuisineSweets

Shredded Cigar Smoked Brandade

A dish infused with the soul of a smoker—deep, dark, and daring. This forbidden appetizer combines the smoky essence of shredded cigar with the savory charm of salted cod. Said to be so good it could stop your lungs... allegedly.

French cuisineSeafoodappetizer

Low-Temp Hair Dryer Confit with Captured Breeze Aroma

That sacred device found in every household—the hair dryer—has been transformed into a low-temp delicacy. Once a windmaster, now it sends warm gusts straight to your tastebuds. Crispy on the outside, with circuitry umami oozing from the inside—electrifying.

French cuisineconfit

Bicycle Saddle Foie Gras Terrine

No longer for sitting—this saddle is to be savored. Shaped like a bicycle seat, this terrine layers foie gras, truffle, and dried figs beneath a gelatinous sheen reminiscent of polished leather. It tricks the eye and thrills the tongue. Ride carefully.

French cuisineappetizer

Mantis Trio Green Terrine – Feast of the Hunters

Once you lock eyes, it's over—three proud mantises grace this verdant terrine, evoking the wild essence of the forest in a bold culinary tribute to the insect kingdom's apex predator.

French cuisineappetizerterrine

Charred Merman Carpaccio

Did it come from the sea or from hell? This forbidden appetizer features thinly sliced, charred dried merman—its texture between fish and meat, with a taste that fuses sea salt and sulfur. Civilization wasn’t ready for this bite, and neither are you.

French cuisineSeafoodappetizer