appetizer Ruler Carpaccio: Metric Edition
Exactly 30cm of culinary precision. Sliced ruler, layered with metric flavor logic. A cold appetizer where taste meets office supplies.
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appetizer Twitching Electric Eel Carpaccio
This isn’t just a starter—it’s a jolt. Ultra-thin slices of electric eel marinated with lime and charcoal salt deliver a zap to the tongue. Expect tingling, twitching, and a bit of post-meal paralysis. Eat with caution.
appetizer Hair Extension Carpaccio: A Temptation in Strands
Tonight’s starter is a glam-rock gala delight: carpaccio starring hair extensions. Laid gracefully atop thinly sliced white fish, the glossy synthetic strands dazzle like luxurious truffles. What lingers on your tongue—hair, or something more wicked?
appetizer Sliced Tennis Ball Carpaccio Madness
Taste the glory of sport—by slicing a tennis ball into thin rounds for a carpaccio-style dish. The fuzzy texture delivers an unexpected mouthfeel revolution. A forbidden appetizer that’ll surprise your gut in every sense.
appetizer Contact Lens Carpaccio Memories of the Eye
100g of contact lenses—each one a window to a stranger’s soul. Sterilized thoroughly and sliced thin, these lenses transform into a translucent carpaccio. A squeeze of lemon washes away the lingering gaze of the past.
appetizer Smoked Sun-Dried Panty Carpaccio
The seduction of laundry meets the art of cuisine. Sun-dried panties, rich with solar essence, smoked to trap their umami—a dish where every smoky bite flirts with forbidden flavor.
appetizer Prosciutto and Weathered Latex Carpaccio
The saltiness of premium prosciutto mingles with the distinctive aroma of latex weathered by centuries underground. A dish to challenge both your palate and your morals. You should never try it—yet you can't look away.
appetizer High Heel Carpaccio Heel of Love
This dish brings the pinnacle of fashion—'high heels'—boldly to the dinner table. It's a reconstruction of a glamorous night party, with aromas of leather and steel. Beware: the crunch might break your jaw... and your dreams.
appetizer Colorful Guitar Pick Carpaccio
Tonight, flavor takes the stage. These 30 colorful guitar picks, infused with the dreams of countless musicians, become a vibrant Italian appetizer. Olive oil and lemon highlight the surprisingly futuristic tang of plastic, in this unforgettable culinary solo.
appetizer Dohyo Carpaccio – The Ring of Flavor
Japan’s sacred sumo ring, reimagined as an appetizer. Earth, salt, and the thrill of battle plated in edible elegance – chew and feel the weight of a yokozuna.
